timing is everything
February 24, 2007
Ok, so I suck at delivery. Every time I yearn for the stand-up comic spotlight, I dispel the notion quickly by telling my best joke… poorly. The fact that it is my best joke should not lead you to believe that there are other jokes waiting in the wings. But make no mistake, it qualifies as a joke (in the Johnny Carson/Jay Leno meaning of the word). Here ’tis now:
I read in the Wall Street Journal this morning that the StairMaster Corporation has come out with a new product.
It’s called the StairMistress™ 3000.
It takes credit cards, and when you’re done with your workout it prompts you to make an appointment for your next workout. Of course, if you fail to perform this vital step, the StairMistress 3000 unit will call your wife.
bombtime
